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grandpaladin) wrote in
thisavrou2016-12-28 03:22 pm
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audio; date of the sad party
Ah, now it is working! Wonderful!
[The huge, booming voice on the other end of the TAB pauses for a moment, gathering up his thoughts. And when he speaks again, you can almost hear the grin on his face.]
Hello. To you I have not met, I am Reinhardt Wilhelm. And I, too, have come to give some words in this time. When we are still mourning the loss of our space homes. Our real homes. And our friends.
[He clears his throat. What he says next is pretty cheesy, but there's no doubt he believes in what he says, completely.]
Things can be destroyed. But as long as the people, as long as we are strong, my friends, we can always rebuild.
And, if you find yourself in need of some strength -- [Here, Reinhardt laughs, though it's not his usual, booming one, it's more solemn.] -- call for me. And I will be your shield. I have strength to spare.
...
I just winked there. You cannot see it, but I did.
[click.]
[The huge, booming voice on the other end of the TAB pauses for a moment, gathering up his thoughts. And when he speaks again, you can almost hear the grin on his face.]
Hello. To you I have not met, I am Reinhardt Wilhelm. And I, too, have come to give some words in this time. When we are still mourning the loss of our space homes. Our real homes. And our friends.
[He clears his throat. What he says next is pretty cheesy, but there's no doubt he believes in what he says, completely.]
Things can be destroyed. But as long as the people, as long as we are strong, my friends, we can always rebuild.
And, if you find yourself in need of some strength -- [Here, Reinhardt laughs, though it's not his usual, booming one, it's more solemn.] -- call for me. And I will be your shield. I have strength to spare.
...
I just winked there. You cannot see it, but I did.
[click.]
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[THE FUCK, CHILD... what are you, baby Gabriel Reaper Reyes.]
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Oh, I wasn't being metaphorical.
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So, you made mine very, very dark.
[brb hiding all the dogs.]
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[What an innocent-sounding query.]
It seems I have a talent for such things.
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A sad talent to have.
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I do not require your pity, sir.
[That, after all, is the worst sort of insult.]
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[Reinhardt can't help but pity this person. They sound like the saddest sort, under all the twisted words.]
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I do not deal in lies either.
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I cannot help but pity, and you cannot stand it. We are at an impasse.
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[You'll be far less likely to be an irritating obstruction in the meantime =) ]
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[Let us not be semantically inaccurate now.]
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I am breathing, after all.i
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[Can you hear the knowing smile in their voice?]
One simply has to find the correct avenue.
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[He's laughing, though. Like this is a great joke.]
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[That is to say, nothing is. They sound amused, though perhaps not to the same extent as he. Just a casual dose of existentialist mental cartwheels to brighten your day!]
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[Child go play with a ball or something, jfc.]
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Precisely. You seem to be catching on.