Chloe Frazer (
nicearsenal) wrote in
thisavrou2016-12-28 03:10 pm
1 [audio/video]
[There is a really, really unpleasant banging noise, like someone's thwacking their tab against a rock because (surprise) that's exactly what this particular someone is doing. A feminine, Australian accented voice cuts in after a while.]
-would have been nice if they’d given us a bloody crash course in how to use these things. How do you even-
[There is jarring sound of static and then a burst of distortion as a finger jabs at the TAB]
-tell-
[Another jab and more distortion.]
-if it’s-
[One more jab and for some strange reason, the image feed is flipped upside down and everything is strangely… purple.]
-working?
[There’s a sigh, and then coming through the upside down, purple video feed there’s a woman with dark hair looking quizzically at the TAB with a furrowed brow until she sighs.]
Some week this is shaping out to be.
[She jabs at the tab again, and while the feed returns to right side up, it’s still conspicuously purple.]
Okay. I don’t get it. Never did go in much for the whole sci-fi thing. First person to tell me where I can get a beer and a back rub in that order is my new space best friend. Name’s Chloe by the way. Chloe Frazer.
[She squints at the tab and then rolls her eyes.]
Shit, did I break it? Fantastic...
[ooc: backdated to during week two!]
-would have been nice if they’d given us a bloody crash course in how to use these things. How do you even-
[There is jarring sound of static and then a burst of distortion as a finger jabs at the TAB]
-tell-
[Another jab and more distortion.]
-if it’s-
[One more jab and for some strange reason, the image feed is flipped upside down and everything is strangely… purple.]
-working?
[There’s a sigh, and then coming through the upside down, purple video feed there’s a woman with dark hair looking quizzically at the TAB with a furrowed brow until she sighs.]
Some week this is shaping out to be.
[She jabs at the tab again, and while the feed returns to right side up, it’s still conspicuously purple.]
Okay. I don’t get it. Never did go in much for the whole sci-fi thing. First person to tell me where I can get a beer and a back rub in that order is my new space best friend. Name’s Chloe by the way. Chloe Frazer.
[She squints at the tab and then rolls her eyes.]
Shit, did I break it? Fantastic...
[ooc: backdated to during week two!]

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But see, aren't those, you know, kind of consigned to works of legend and some medieval English heraldry and not actually real?
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Actual wyverns? What about dragons and griffins and unicorns and stuff?
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Actual dragons and lots of them.
Never heard of unicorns. Sorry to disappoint.
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But I am kind of disappointed about the unicorns.