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[webstilettos]

So it dawned on me that I still have no pleasant connections and I feel like I’m wasting space living in this place.

So I’m gonna change that up

Tell me about yourself, and I’ll tell you about myself, and we’ll see if that develops into anything worth delving into.

[Because why not. She’s got nothing else better to do.]

And if not, don't bother. I won't care if you don't. In fact, just spam me those weird text emoticons that everybody loves instead. Instant boredom killer.

Here I’ll start => (✿◠‿◠)

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[fingerstripes]

Well, how exactly would you define "pleasant?"

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[webstilettos]

Basically anybody that doesn't feel threatened and/or scared by me.

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[fingerstripes]

[ :c well there goes his snarky quip. ]

I'm not usually an easy guy to intimidate.

[ Though it's probably best not to make promises until he knows what The Deal here is. ]

What makes you think that's such a problem?

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[webstilettos]

[Don't worry, she'll give you an opening soon ;)]

Really? So you'd call yourself a tough guy, huh?

[Interesting~]

It's a problem because I have yet to encounter anybody kind. Either they are scared of my previous job status, or appearance. I can't win. And frankly, I'm pretty sick of it. I want something nicer.

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[fingerstripes]

Sounds like you could use some better friends.

[ yeah if there was any chance he was backing down before it's officially died by way of mad curiosity. ]

But honestly unless you make a habit of eating people or throwing wayward kittens in wells I don't see it being much of an issue.

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[webstilettos]

I know right?!

And good. I have no interest in eating people or breaking apart tiny organics.

I find them so fascinating to read anyway. Why would you want to break them when you can just follow and learn about their whole lives unfolding?

[There's that nerd in her.]

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[fingerstripes]

I may know something about that. I'm a bit of an amateur detective myself.

So this is probably a dumb question, but when you say "organics" you mean...

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[webstilettos]

Humans, kittens, insects, birds.

Anything that has a soft body.

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[fingerstripes]

So the people with hard bodies are the inorganics?

I'm checking my terminology here.

[ And maybe trying to draw a few more conclusions of his own. But he mostly does mean that seriously. ]