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[poolhall_killer]

If you come to the garden, please do not be alarmed if you see this animal:

[It took him a while to get a clear photo, but the Moira's garden is now home to a large bat.]

He came to me after I was assigned to explore one of the colonies. I will be responsible for his feeding and overall well being. He shouldn't attack, but if he does, please do not hesitate to inform me.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

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[sketchycharacter]

cute. you gonna name the little guy?

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[poolhall_killer]

I have a few in mind, but I've yet to settle on one.

Do you have a suggestion?

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[sketchycharacter]

oh man that's pressure
i've never had a pet before
name it after someone you like?
or after someone you hate if you don't like bats

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[poolhall_killer]

Neither have I, really. This bat will be my first one.

I figured naming him after someone I liked would be my initial choice, but the names I had don't quite suit him.

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[sketchycharacter]

okay then
what are his strongest personality traits
i'll try to think of something for you

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[poolhall_killer]

From what I've gathered, he likes dropping fruit when I'm near, and he leaves others alone.

He's quite vocal, as well.

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[sketchycharacter]

hmm
maybe after your favorite rock star then
or a motivational speaker

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[poolhall_killer]

A motivational speaker? What do you mean?

[He considers "Dave Gahan" but it doesn't quite suit the bat.]

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[sketchycharacter]

people who get paid to go around and give speeches about how to live your best life or some bullshit

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[poolhall_killer]

That's preposterous. Why would anyone pay for such a service?

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[sketchycharacter]

that is a good fucking question
but i don't have an answer for you
it's a tragic mystery

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[poolhall_killer]

Very tragic.

[And here he thought Robo-Ky was a waste of money. man he misses that damn robot]

I know I won't be naming the bat after one of those.

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[sketchycharacter]

well good luck figuring out what you do want to name it
i'm sure you'll think of something good

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[poolhall_killer]

I hope so. I appreciate your insight, sir. I'm sure I'll come to a final decision soon.