asafepairofhands: (hands)
Ratchet of Vaporex ([personal profile] asafepairofhands) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-09-19 07:59 pm

[audio]

[Only the audio clicks on, and the voice coming through the MID is worn, thin with static and carefully controlled.]

This is Chief--this is Ratchet, giving notice that the portion of the inorganic clinic I was running is currently closed until further notice, as of... now, apparently somewhere around a year from when I last checked. I'll be resuming my duties as soon as--when it's possible for me to do so.

In the meantime, I'm referring my patients to the regular medbay or to Tony Stark, depending on the complexity of the engineering involved. If it's a serious emergency... I can't help you, but I'll try to consult via MID if absolutely necessary. I am not available to answer five hundred questions about why, so don't bother asking. I need to work. Kindly refrain from calling me unless you're actively leaking to death.

...Ratchet out.


[PRIVATE TO WHIRL]
I need to speak with you in person. I'm sending you my coordinates.

Please.


[Somebody's hands finally stopped working to the point where he actually has to quit using them all the time and attach new ones, and he is not having a good day. Feel free to harass him, but there's no guarantee he'll respond.]
iseedeadbees: (can't you see that i'm brooding)

Re: [audio / PRIVATE]

[personal profile] iseedeadbees 2016-09-20 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[It's absolutely Starscream's fault ADMIT IT. Still, Starscream sounds a little relieved. Just a little.]

All right. Let me know if I can help at all, I guess.
iseedeadbees: (oooh uh oh ooooh no)

[audio / PRIVATE]

[personal profile] iseedeadbees 2016-09-21 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Starscream has no idea what else to say he's still new to this whole giving a fuck thing so there's some awkward silence on his end for a minute.]

Rrrright, well. I'll. Leave you alone.

[WHAT DO YOU SAAAAY]