I knew something was amiss when Starscream abdicated his position as ruler of Cybertron.

...Even saying that sentence aloud makes me feel like my brain is trying to turn in on itself.

I questioned him about it because, let's be honest, someone outmaneuvering Starscream is something we should be made aware of.

Imagine my surprise when I found out that Starscream was being manipulated by Starscream.

[He pauses.]

Ratchet, as I'm sure you're aware, I don't normally drink.

But I feel inclined to start when I make proclamations like that.