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[realitywarped]

[She frowns at the camera, all narrowed eyes and a slight hint of irritation, still not entirely over the effects of the euxo. Those who've seen Loki around before will recognise the horns, the armour, and the scar under her left eye as identical to the teenage boy version.]

New people, I see. Is this influx going to be a regular occurrence, I wonder? Are we in fact not expected to crew the entire ship with a handful of people of varying competency?

[She folds her arms and tilts her head slightly to one side.]

But on a more important note, a question: can any of you cook? And I don't mean putting pizza in the oven, although if you can magic pizza up I might be inclined to like you. I haven't had pizza for more than a year, now. I'm feeling rather deprived. But no, I meant the ability to produce edible meals from more-or-less raw ingredients.

[She purses her lips, and adds, almost as an afterthought-]

Ah. And unless you want to see something you most likely don't want to see, stay out of my kitchens Sunday evenings, yes?

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[petrifiedshadow]

I have a number of questions, it might be best if I just list them here.

1. Is cooking really that necessary? It's way more efficient to just eat the food raw.
2. What if we do not have a choice about being in the kitchen sunday evening? I'm assigned to work in the kitchen all the time, I am assuming that means I will have to be there.
3. What is pizza?

[realitywarped]

1) Efficient, but unpalatable to a large majority of the crew, including myself. Cooking releases the flavours, and makes things much safer for the fragile human digestive system.

2) I'm the head cook, so if I say you don't have to be there, you don't have to be there.

3) ...Your education needs work, clearly :-|

[petrifiedshadow]

I knew humans were delicate, but I didn't realize they couldn't even eat raw meat! I wondered why the scrolls always mentioned humans having fires at their dens. Aside from light, I guess they can't see well in the dark either?

Sorry, I'm new and didn't realize you were the head cook. We'll probably be working together a lot then, my job title is Assistant Chef.

I know I have a lot to learn about the Moira, and humans, and all the different people on board. That's why I'm asking questions, like what are those symbols are at the end of your message? Is it some sort of problem with your MID?