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[ventifact]

[rey had never received a package before. suspicion had been her first response when she'd gotten the message on her MID. it had to have been some kind of trick. she's prepared for the absolute worst when she picks up the box, holding it as if it might detonate at any second.

inside was dosmit ræh's helmet.

her heart had constricted. ræh had been her imaginary friend as a child, and was still someone rey looked up to even though they'd never met. and since her helmet had been inside a wrecked ship, they probably never would. so having the helmet back was a gift she'd never dreamed of. but it also meant that someone had been in her home, in her private space. and that makes her furious.]

how do these packages get here? who retrieves them? i need to know

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[redshitlord]

dude i dunno maybe its space magic or something

did u get something cool

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[ventifact]

space magic
are you serious???

[REY THAT'S WHAT THE FORCE IS, IT'S SPACE MAGIC]

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[redshitlord]

[REY NO, DON'T BELIEVE THE DUMB CHILD.]

um ok to be honest i dont know im sorry :( :(

did u get something tho cause i did

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[ventifact]

[WELL WHAT ELSE IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO]

then why did you say that?
what did you get?

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[redshitlord]

BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO HELP and also guessing a lot

my music player!! 8D

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[ventifact]

how could you guessing possibly help?
seriously?

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[redshitlord]

cause its either i make guesses or we just sit here going HUH IM CONFUSED

seriously!

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[ventifact]

but if we don't know whether the guesses are true, what's the point?

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[redshitlord]

thaaaaat... i ...




tried?

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[ventifact]

well
i guess you did
so there is that

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[redshitlord]

sorry i dont know more

but uh

are you gonna tell me what was in your package or what? was it like

SUPER EMBARRASSING?

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[ventifact]

[FUCK HOW DID HE KNOW]

no
it was just something i had at home is all

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[redshitlord]

[... wait was he actually right? His initial reaction is to want to keep teasing so--]

something from home liiiiiiiiiiiike ...



garden nomes ???

[THAT'S EMBARRASSING, RIGHT? What did humans think was embarrassing , again?]

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[ventifact]

no
i don't even know what a garden nome is

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[redshitlord]

theyre ugly little stone humans denny keeps around in the scrap yard cause he thinks theyre worth something

so i figured theyd be embarrasisng

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[ventifact]

why
i mean they do sound embarrassing
but why would someone keep those

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[redshitlord]

idk he thinks hes gonna sell them or something

hes weird like that

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[ventifact]

that might be the stupidest thing i've ever heard
who would buy those
besides him i guess

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[redshitlord]

I KNOW !!!!

WE KEEP SAYING THAT BUT HE DOESNT LISTEN

ITS LIKE A BAD HABIT OR SOMETHING ITS SO WEIRD

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[ventifact]

does he have them here?
if yes hide them

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[redshitlord]

NOOOO hes back home

oh

oh i LIKE that idea im totally gonna do that as soon as i get back you watch me

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[ventifact]

good
maybe he'll get over collecting them then

[distraction: successful]

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[redshitlord]

or hell just move onto collecting neon signs again

seriously rey dude

hes nice and all but hes got a scrapyard FULL OF JUNK

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[ventifact]

turn the scrap into something cool then

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[redshitlord]

do i look like a bot who knows how to make art ?

i mean

ASIDE FROM MY PAINTJOB HEEEEEEY