[NSFW] Tentacles and Shields Series Pre-Poll

[neverheardofhim]

I'm not going to waste your time with bullshit terms and conditions. It's like it says at the top: I'm looking for ideas for my next serial. It's a smutty romance, about the only damn thing that sells on this planet. And since most people here have vivid enough imaginations to make a dwarf blush, I figure I'd leave it up to you.

In short: Submit your fantasies here. I'll make a poll from that and you depraved monsters will decide from there.

Winner gets a year -- or whatever that is here -- subscription to every Tentacle and Shields serial and a dedication in the first chapter. All participants will receive my unending judgement.

Comments

[shiro2hero]

Pidge!

[pidge_out]

[Guess who's all smiles right now? Spoilers: it's Pidge.] Oh, hi Shiro.

[shiro2hero]

Whatever you're doing here... stop.

[pidge_out]

What? I'm finding ways to help you relax.

[shiro2hero]

This. Isn't --

Do I sound relaxed?

[pidge_out]

Not yet. But having some interesting reading material could help you relax.

[shiro2hero]

Not this kind of material!

[pidge_out]

Oh, right. I guess guys would rather have pictures.

[shiro2hero]

That has nothing to do with -- anything?

[pidge_out]

Shiro, there's nothing wrong with reading trashy romance novels. It's not like it's hurting anybody.

[shiro2hero]

I don't. Need to read. Trashy anything.

I am perfectly fine not ever seeing it.

[pidge_out]

It could be really funny, though.

[shiro2hero]

No.

[pidge_out]

We could read it out loud to you. Like a bedtime story.

[shiro2hero]

Not happening.

[pidge_out]

Fine, fine.

I'll just give it to Allura.

[shiro2hero]

No.

Absolutely not.

[pidge_out]

I dunno, it could be very informative for her about human life, though.

[shiro2hero]

You're not showing Allura a dirty novel.

[pidge_out]

Shiro, the way I see it is that either you read it, Allura reads it, or this writer guy publishes it where I can read it.

[shiro2hero]

Why are you dragging her into this at all?

[pidge_out]

[And there go both eyebrows, arching up knowingly. Does it need to be said, Shiro? It won't end well for you if it does.]

[shiro2hero]

Pidge. Do not.

[Look you can embarrass him all you want, don't drag the princess through this hell too.]

[pidge_out]

[Sigh.] Fine, fine. [It'll just have to end up beneath Pidge's own pillow.]

[shiro2hero]

Thank you.

It's not ... we've all got better things to do with our time than this.