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[pillz]

hello lil boys lil girls lil robofucks

lil other fucks less categorizable.

i own a chunk of the shock box arena. big-ass stadium wit holo projectors & modular stages & a circuit. shit we need includes:

• programming: thats the performers. u like to sing? race? spar? grudge match? football? gamble on some other people doin this shit? commission basis.
  
• manager: will pay aight. fuck it up & the board will fire u, that all. pays good.
  
• medics: jus in case. u know what im sayin. commission basis.
  
• security: dont have 2 be big, jus mighty. part time.

u will b expected 2 participate in team building exercises

let me know how u feel about binge drinkin



ooc note: I like running plots, mainly! I will try to make sure there's something to do every few months. Also note that Kavinsky is ICly a horrible, offensive teenager and our CR is likely to be mixed. Finally, you can read my Shock Box request here.

Comments

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[sketchycharacter]

how the hell did you get a job owning an arena right away

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[pillz]

jey i know u!
ways & means
little bit of luck. ravens are > opportunists
so i hear.

hows it goin man

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[sketchycharacter]

[Congrats on not being a zombie anymore dude]

huh
well try not to fuck it up
things are okay i guess
glad to be done with the worst roadtrip ever

[pillz]

going 2 do my best. could use the income. not used 2 poorsies.

where r u living? found a job? more people 2 save wit ur weird rifle knifes & super magic powers

[sketchycharacter]

kauto 1. nice and busy. right now i'm doing freelance art for people who can't do more than stick figures themselves.

[pillz]

u wouldn't rather kill zombies & put ur magic fingers on broken babies?
guess u got a lot of talents
a true renaissance man

[sketchycharacter]

i don't have magic fingers even if my wife says i give good massages
and i'd rather kill zombies than live with them but it's not something i want for a day job

[pillz]

well what the fuck do u call it if it aint magic fingers
u & the other one wit ur face
u reset me back 2 pretty
& for this i will always b grateful
i don't remember the word but it wuz like some merlin spellcastin shit

[esuna.]

[sketchycharacter]

younger me can do magic, i can't
different life paths you could set
but you're welcome
i'm glad i didn't have to shoot you

[pillz]

yeah i kind of liked that part too
hwy dont u learn the magic? u got it in u. hes younger
pretty sure that shit doesnt go away. and magic is fuckin awesome

[sketchycharacter]

it's complicated
we have the exact same history up to the point that he got yanked into another world where he went to magical merc school
that definitely never happened to me
so maybe i could learn magic, but i never did

cw sexual vulgarity

[pillz]

that's existentially interestin
1. why don't u try now, mayb he can teach yu
2. which one of u is better at fucking
3. & at lllove

[sketchycharacter]

dunno, i don't really need it
also jesus christ i'm not answering either of those

[It's definitely big Nate for both. But not by much for the second one.]

[pillz]

if u have it u can save zombie boys all by urself
who knwos when teh next plague will break out

:(
give a kid some hpe 4 the possibility of a better him
cmon

[affectionate trollin'.]

[sketchycharacter]

considering i have a wife and she's here i don't think i want to give much thought to his future in that department

[pillz]

nice
let me guess
2gether u & the ball & chain, u fight crime
let junior take cre of the zombies.
was it taht black girl wit the lightsaber

[sketchycharacter]

hahahahaha oh man
you are so off base it's hilarious
kid me can do what he wants though
i don't know the girl, i think she was just a friend of his

[pillz]

i duno man i got no diea what married ppl do bsides get divorced
fair enough
what r u & missus doin 4 $$$

[sketchycharacter]

don't knock marriage, i get to hang out and sleep with my best friend for the rest of my life
it's pretty great actually
i'm an artist, she's doing medical stuff
which is weird because she was a reporter before we came here

[pillz]

[little baby psychopath blinking owlishly at this notion.]

what if u get bored fo sleeping w her & hanging out wit her
what if she turns out 2 be a traitorous slut
i mean no offense 2 ur girl im sure u good @ picking a wife
but im just sayin sometimes they turn out 2 be traitoros sluts who try 2 murder u

[sketchycharacter]

yeah if you're gonna talk about her like that i'm done with this conversation
actually you shouldn't talk about anyone like that
that's just asking for an asskicking

[pillz]

ok
i wuznt tryin to talk about her like anythin
just 5 my edification seeing as how im still single & looking

[but not really.

but he doesn't actively desire to offend nathan, either.]

hope u guys r enjoyin the frontier life
babies next
if ure breeders

[sketchycharacter]

ok good
just a tip though, they don't like being called that
so maybe change that before you look further

[Yeesh.]

i guess we are
no babies until we get home though
earth babies not space babies

sorry this is so old, I was hiatused for my exam-- feel free to drop!

[pillz]

that sounds real prejudice against space babis man
but i don't blame u
better b a citizen of the us of a
or whatever weird future country u from
imagine the immigration drama

no worries

[sketchycharacter]

space babies, earth babies, that part is probably the same
but i'd like to raise my kid on my own planet
weird shit still happens there but it's weird shit i have experience coping with