o3 🔥 text (cw alcoholism joke)

[pillz]

hello lil boys lil girls lil robofucks

lil other fucks less categorizable.

i own a chunk of the shock box arena. big-ass stadium wit holo projectors & modular stages & a circuit. shit we need includes:

• programming: thats the performers. u like to sing? race? spar? grudge match? football? gamble on some other people doin this shit? commission basis.
  
• manager: will pay aight. fuck it up & the board will fire u, that all. pays good.
  
• medics: jus in case. u know what im sayin. commission basis.
  
• security: dont have 2 be big, jus mighty. part time.

u will b expected 2 participate in team building exercises

let me know how u feel about binge drinkin



ooc note: I like running plots, mainly! I will try to make sure there's something to do every few months. Also note that Kavinsky is ICly a horrible, offensive teenager and our CR is likely to be mixed. Finally, you can read my Shock Box request here.

Comments

[unaffluent]

Binge drinking is not a team building exercise.

cw classism

[pillz]

how do they do it in trailer parks
enlighten us

[unaffluent]

They didn't exactly do team building there.

That's beside the point, though.

[pillz]

no baby thats jus why u dont understand
not even aglionby can teach u
but its ok
i am going 2 do right by ym partial employees neway
steer them away from alcoholism
even if its americas greatest team sport

[this is the sound of kavinsky making a concerted effort to reign it in. long-term plots and plans, you know you know.]

[unaffluent]

Can you not say baby in a text to me. That's weird.

And I have no fucking clue what you're saying anymore.

But alcoholism is probably a good thing to be away from...

[ Adam is just ??? at this point. ]

[pillz]

i dont think ur wife would like it if i called u up 2 whisper it in ur ear
im just sayin
shithead
social drinkin is a thing that people do
press ur legs 2gether and suck ur thumb if the idea scares u

[unaffluent]

There's a distinct difference between social drinking and binge drinking.

Just don't fucking call me baby in any medium.

[pillz]

nah baby. if that wuz true, alcholism would b dead
but suit urself.

hey they get rid of teh lil prank button u got in ur chest yet?
medbay ro whev

[unaffluent]

That doesn't even make sense.

No.

cw suicidal ideation

[pillz]

it makes perfec sense bitch! but its ok
ur liver probably better 4 it

i wasnt lyin. it aint shit. i could cap myself right now if u wanted 2 see what would happen

[unaffluent]

You are seriously screwed up.

[pillz]

idk man the resurrections back on
makes i t a lil bit better dont u think
aloe 4 the abraded assshole

[unaffluent]

I have no idea what you're actually trying to say.

[pillz]

wont stay dead even if i cap myself
u wont stay dead even if im lyin

[unaffluent]

Jesus fuck man.

[pillz]

were trapped here 4ever
doesn't that make u feel good

[unaffluent]

I like it here.

[pillz]

yeah?

[that's kind of interesting. surprising. ronan had been crawling in his skin with these wounds that would not heal, so.]

u dont want 2 go home?

[unaffluent]

I don't think so.

[pillz]

u know the problem wit this place is it aint stable
evenif u like it 2day
could b ur boy disappears the fuck home next month
dicky 3 shows up the day after
ur mama
ur daddy
andyr leaves
ingress works in mysterous wyas
& ppl like u aint built 2 have shit taken from them

[unaffluent]

Maybe there's a way to figure out how to make it more stable.

But, it doesn't usually matter what I want anyway.

Why would you even think that? I grew up with nothing.

[pillz]

tyere probably is. u know what they say abt a will


& thats what i mean, baby. poor kids.
uve never had anything 2 lose anymore. aint surprising u havent been thinkin about it now
but it does matter
bcuz itll hurt like a son of a bitch
can u imagine wakin up & hes gone tomorrow
im just sayin
mayb that needs 2 b the next prize u fuck outta him.
ingress takes no prisoners.

[unaffluent]

Prize...?

What the fuck?

[ He's trying not to be bothered by some of the things Kavinsky brings up, like the idea of waking up and Ronan being gone. ]

[pillz]

rewards
why not
works 4 trainin dogs

[unaffluent]

You're impossible....