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[It's late in the night -- nearly a morning, when the post goes up to the network. Now, Moira's had plenty of drunken nightly posts in the past and in the beginning this really looks like one. In the video you can see J who's looking happy with a calm smile on her lips. Almost too happy to be someone suffering from insomnia and the cheerfulness doesn't really make her appear drunk. Maybe she's taken something else. ]

Now darlings. I know that things are looking very unpleasant to us at the moment, which is about as big news as water being wet I know. The ship smells like a dumpster, the new found information about Ingress, incompetent captains and the uncertainty whether our next stop is going to put us in danger again.

[Her voice is soft and sweet as she speaks. Coy yet inviting]

But I tell you it doesn't have to be that way. I now know how to make it better, how to make you feel better, darlings. All you need to do is come and join me in I.L.R and I'll show you.

[She winks her eye at the camera before showing her surroundings in J deck.]

Now please don't leave me hanging. It's like they say in songs: every baby doll needs her daddy, right?

[ooc: this is part of the monolith/indoctrination plot. J's been affected and if someone does come see her she's going to try convert them into her new found brainwashing religion.]

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Y'know where I'm from this is one'a those calls to the balls....to get shanked. Sounds like you're gonna shank somebody and steal their shoes and I'm just...not feeling it.

Oh now, don't be silly. Do I really look like someone who could do something as awful as that?

[Look at that sweet face!... no but really, don't trust it. She will shoot you.]

I wouldn't hurt even a fly. All I want is to make everyone feel nice and good.

Yeah, yeah you do. You look like you'll eat a guy like me alive, not necessarily starting with my cock.

Feel-- you've gotta know how much like a drug dealer you sound like right.

Meanie.

[Pfft, no that makes her laugh.]

I'd be one shitty drug dealer if I'd use something like this as my pitch. I got more brains than that.

You sure bout that? You might be overestimatin' the brains up here too. With gravity and oxygen created like it is....might be less for that gray shit.

Oh, wow. You certainly know how to talk to a lady.

[Yet she doesn't look remotely angry with him.]

But I tell you that I do deal with different kind of business. If you're interested.

You know how it is, bein' raised in a barn.

What, organ selling? There a black market here? I ain't into that neither.

[Pfft, no. That just makes her laugh again.]

That so? How unfortunate for me. What are you into, then?

Got any cigarettes?

[Funny that you asked.

This time she doesn't answer but instead starts going through her pockets. She takes out a small golden colored case and opens it, revealing the cigarettes along with a lighter inside. Wearing a smug smile she pulls out one smoke, places it between her lips and lights it.

Yeah, you happen to be talking to Moira's biggest chainsmoker.]

A few.

[she can probably hear him drooling on the other end over here]

Yeah? How'd you come across em, exactly. I'd be mighty grateful to know.

Mmm. [She hums as she takes a deep drag out of the cigarette, clearly enjoying it, before blowing out a thick smoke cloud from between her lips.]

Now that's a secret. However..

I could be persuaded to share some.

...Y'don't say? More than pretty please with cherries on top? Hope you don't want my cherry cause that's long gone.

Are you sure? Here I thought you'd be afraid that I'll eat you up.

I am actually terrified of that, sure. If you'd name your price I can see what I'mdealing with, at least.

Aaw, you poor baby. Well, I tell you it's your lucky day. I'm on generous mood so all you need to come here and I'll give you some.

....You're gonna suck my soul aren't you. Not my cock.

Well, if that's the one you prefer.

Nooooo no. Nah, I'm good. I think I'm good-- you're trynna harvest organs or whatever, you do you.

You sure? [She inhales the smoke again and this time blows a ring towards the screen. Mnn, take that nicotine addiction.]

I mean, who knows when we stop by another planet to re-stock? Next time I might not be nice.

[does she hear the little sob caught in his throat? because its there]

I'm positive. Much as my kidneys regret partin' ways, I'm good. I'll find a way. You ain't the only one out there with cigs. I've got my ways.

You are breaking my heart with all these accusations, dear. What could someone like me possibly do to a strong man like you.

Like I said, I ain't stupid enough to fall for that....its too good to be true, a nice lady like yourself, askin' for only class attendance in exchange.

Never trust the kindness of a stranger? [Something she could agree with in any other situation. If only she were her normal self.]

Maybe I just like company?

I can at least count on myself to keep me alive. Not so much strangers.

Maybe you do, and I ain't refutin' that. But it sounds to me like there's somethin' else.

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