TEXT [AUGUST 28TH, EARLY MORNING]

[squadgoals]

Hi all, just some quick housekeeping:

• I've doubled the security on the Mako. Fair warning: any attempts to hack its console will result in consequences. This is not a challenge! If you need it for anything, please get in touch with me first.
  
  
• It seems I'm your new Assistant Head of Tower duties, with Ryuuzaki functioning as our Head. I'm looking forward to working with all of you from here on out.
  
  
• I've already spoken with Ryuuzaki regarding my transfer from Engineering to Assistant Head of Tower duties, but I still haven't managed to locate how I was approved and placed in the role in the first place, as it was an application process. If anyone has an idea, please let me know.
  
  
• I was absent for a month in cryosleep, so my apologies for not being completely abreast of every on-board situation for the time being. Unfortunately, I have nothing new to add to cryosleep: I don't know what brought it on, I didn't go anywhere, and I don't know what stopped it.

To all crew old and new, feel free to message me with questions at any time, or stop by Mero Deck #022 for a chat. Or while the doors are still portaling, walk through my room unexpectedly.

-Shepard

Comments

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[hanzer]

Saying "this is not a challenge" is a pretty good way to ensure that everyone who might take it as a challenge does.

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[squadgoals]

Figured it might. Good way to test if the new security measures hold. Otherwise? Good way to patch them further.

[hanzer]

Starting to sound like you're dealing with unpaid security consultants, not hackers.
What's so special about this thing anyway?

[squadgoals]

Nothing so exciting. Just excited teenagers and joyriders, sometimes both. Feel free to try your luck, change things up.

[Also gasp how dare]

The Mako? Finest military infantry vehicle available! Pretty sure she's actually mine, too, so it's a sentimental piece.

[Commander Shepard: collector of sentimental tanks]

[hanzer]

Promise I'll bring it back in one piece.

[And if Shep hears a familiar car alarm going off a couple of hours from now, just– don't come to Adam about it, ok??]

The one in the cargo bay?
If it's what I'm thinking of
it's garbage
it's crap
it kinda looks like a Tonka Truck
it's pretty nice.

[Takes him a good thirty seconds to finally settle on that one.]

[squadgoals]

Promise accepted. But touch that wheel without my permission and I'll feed you your own teeth. :)

[I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL KILL YOU. HAPPYFACE EMOTICON.]

She can jump across lava.

[I KNOW BECAUSE I DID IT]