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[grandpaladin]

Hello my friends!

[That sure is a huge, booming voice echoing over the MID. A very cheerful one, at that. The face on the screen is grinning, too many teeth showing, one eye scarred.]

That is how this works, isn't it? It's like a phone. A very fancy phone. [Somehow that grin gets bigger.] I am Reinhardt Wilhelm. And new arrival on this ship.

If you have heard of me, hello! If not, ach, same to you as well. I am glad to be on this adventure, regardless of who is here.

[He wouldn't say that if he knew exactly who was here, but he's been pretty busy exploring. He's never been to space before, can you blame the big guy?]r

Come! Introduce yourselves. Do not be shy.

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[vengeance_driven]

I'm just a little farmboy. [If it's not his Serbian polluting up his English with his accent then it's his yokel oozing out of his Serbian. He can't win.]

So what is it you want to know about us?

[grandpaladin]

You will have to be more specific. When you are me... everyone is little.

[And then he chuckles. Like that was the best joke ever.]

Anything you wish to share! And answer anything you wish to ask.

[vengeance_driven]

Uhhh...

They grow special plants in the gardens but you have to be careful because some are dangerous.

[That's the sort of stuff he wants to hear, right?]

[grandpaladin]

Dangerous? How so?

[Wow now he sounds interested.]

[vengeance_driven]

They're in a safe area, I think. Only gardeners can access. But it's a "don't touch them" kind of deal. Medicine and magic plants.

[grandpaladin]

Medicine, I understand. Magic?

[vengeance_driven]

I know, fucked up, right?

I can't do magic but if you ask for some of the people that can they'll tell you a thing or two.

[grandpaladin]

Fascinating, more like!

Oh? That would be a sight...

[vengeance_driven]

Well, not fucked up in a bad way. More in a "who would think this is exists!" way.

Most of the people that can do it have been okay. So maybe you can just ask how it is. At least I haven't met any magic assholes yet.

[grandpaladin]

Ohhh... then yes! Yes, I agree!

[He pauses, before saying, a little wryly.]

I would hate to meet the magical asshole.

[vengeance_driven]

Just mostly normal average assholes around here. Mostly.

[grandpaladin]

Oh.

That was a joke.