I've been known to be sentimental now and again. Not too often though or people will begin to think I have a heart. [And we can't have that, can we? But the teasing is fun, he enjoys the teasing.] Well you know, I have the best, worst sort of reading material if the boredom becomes too much.

[And you know that he does. Dorian, how can you read such filth.]

If the doctors and those who are not technology impaired cannot help you, then you know where to take your knees and elbows. Doesn't that comfort you?

[The answer to that question is easily no.]