Well mate... ain't exactly sure why the fuck anyone would wanna steal one of your poxy statues to begin with. They're bloody weird. [A noise like a chuckle, then of a match lighting, then an inhale.] Oh and you know that proper big fountain in the middle of your city? I smashed it to bits.

Goes to show you not all of us wanna nick your statues, eh? Some of us think they're shit.