[What the fuck. This is the second time Nate has been violently (minorly) attacked by a friend today. Sure, it's not like he doesn't think he deserves it, but still. Fucking rude.]

Ow!

[Is that a whiny tone? It's a whiny tone.]

What the fuck, Isha? Of course I fucking love her. She's the best thing that ever happened to me. I've never loved anyone like I love her.

[Oh wow this is getting personal. More than it already was. Thanks, alcohol.]