You would definitely not like the yeti uniform.

[Hairy, scary and definitely not changing with the times to stay fashionable? They haven't known each other long, but Nate is certain that Dorian wouldn't put up with any of that.]

Me? Naaah. I'm not a writer. Besides, do you really think anyone would believe it?

[He shrugs and takes yet another sip of wine.]

Plus the happily ever after isn't exactly guaranteed. Could make for a shitty sequel.