[Huh, pedicures. Maybe Elena was right about more guys getting them than Nate thought. Something to consider later, when he's sober, if he remembers.]
It's a deal, pal. [He can't help but make a face and shake his head at the sight of Dorian's glass parts, though.] Eesh. I don't think I want to imagine it. Stay careful, all right? Surround yourself with pillows.
[Aside from just not wanting to see anyone hurt by being glassed, Nate wants Dorian to be all right. How many people so easily act entertained by his bullshit?]
Right, okay, so...let's skip ahead. Imagine a balls-shrinkingly-cold mountain except in this secret valley, there's this amazing city hidden from the world. Like gorgeous, amazing architecture, warm and sunny. Great place for a summer home.
Except there's this enormous world tree, big as a skyscraper maybe [no] that drips fucking magical tree sap that gets turned into resin. That's what the Cinatamani Stone is made of, all polished up and pretty, and there's a whole lot more of it.
Anyway it makes you god damn near immortal but the only people that live in the fucking city, these guardians, are the size of like...three of me and are purple with bad dental work so, you know, down sides. They didn't really want to share the sap.
action - I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LONG but I love sharing Uncharted 2: Drunk Edition it's almost done
It's a deal, pal. [He can't help but make a face and shake his head at the sight of Dorian's glass parts, though.] Eesh. I don't think I want to imagine it. Stay careful, all right? Surround yourself with pillows.
[Aside from just not wanting to see anyone hurt by being glassed, Nate wants Dorian to be all right. How many people so easily act entertained by his bullshit?]
Right, okay, so...let's skip ahead. Imagine a balls-shrinkingly-cold mountain except in this secret valley, there's this amazing city hidden from the world. Like gorgeous, amazing architecture, warm and sunny. Great place for a summer home.
Except there's this enormous world tree, big as a skyscraper maybe [no] that drips fucking magical tree sap that gets turned into resin. That's what the Cinatamani Stone is made of, all polished up and pretty, and there's a whole lot more of it.
Anyway it makes you god damn near immortal but the only people that live in the fucking city, these guardians, are the size of like...three of me and are purple with bad dental work so, you know, down sides. They didn't really want to share the sap.