You might want to avoid stubbing that on anything and I'm going to have to recommend a pedicure for you when they've found a way to fix this. [Because that TMI about Nate's ripe feet means that action really ought to be taken. Feet are very important after all and Dorian is all about fixing Nate's marriage, what better place to start than with smelly boat feet?]

Don't worry, I like you better alive so let's make a promise, I promise not to poke your glass bits if you promise to be gentle with mine.

[At which point he'll pull back his collar to show Nate his jaw, neck, and bits of his face that he was attempting to hide from the rest of the world. No one has, nor will they ever again, look as sad as Dorian Pavus does in this moment.]

Could you imagine if someone shattered my jaw while it was like this?

[See, Dorian does have a reason to drink and he's pouring another glass as he listens.]

I...think I might have an issue with being purple, but I'm curious anyway, what could this Cintamani Stone do to help?