[BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE probably not any more coherent, though]
Uhhhh, no. I've got a glass pinkie toe too. [He lifts his right foot to demonstrate, not that it can be seen through his shoe.] Just take my word for it, you don't wanna see it.
[Not that feet are gross, but. Well. He's had these shoes on all day, the socks aren't especially breathable, it just wouldn't be worth it.
[Ugh. The glass. A topic nearly as depressing as his marriage.]
I got off easy. Nothing life threatening unless you poke the scar real hard, so please don't. Plenty of people have it worse.
[And it's time for another drink of wine.]
Ha, be nice if we had the Cintamani Stone here, cuz what it actually turned out to be when we found Shambhala might be helpful now. 'slong as you don't mind turning into a purple pro wrestler.
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Uhhhh, no. I've got a glass pinkie toe too. [He lifts his right foot to demonstrate, not that it can be seen through his shoe.] Just take my word for it, you don't wanna see it.
[Not that feet are gross, but. Well. He's had these shoes on all day, the socks aren't especially breathable, it just wouldn't be worth it.
[Ugh. The glass. A topic nearly as depressing as his marriage.]
I got off easy. Nothing life threatening unless you poke the scar real hard, so please don't. Plenty of people have it worse.
[And it's time for another drink of wine.]
Ha, be nice if we had the Cintamani Stone here, cuz what it actually turned out to be when we found Shambhala might be helpful now. 'slong as you don't mind turning into a purple pro wrestler.