[Shrug. Drink. Dorian's an attentive audience, and Nate is just drunk enough to the point that telling this story sounds like a good idea while not being too drunk to tell it effectively. Sort of.]
But I'm glad someone does. Wasn't so fun for me to bump into my ex-girlfriend and her cameraman while I was with a new giruhhh woman I was sleeping with. [Chloe wasn't anyone's girlfriend really.] Turns out they were following the dickhead because she's a journalist. Really good one, wants to save the world.
[Drunk as he is, the admiration in his voice still overshadows the sarcasm.]
So we all run from this helicopter and find the temple and then the dickheads mercs attack and poor fucking Jeff gets shot. We dragged him alllll the way across town and than Lazarevic shows up and shoots him in the head anyway and Chloe goes off with shithead to save her skin because she didn't want him to know she'd been playing both sides and 'lena and I had to run for our fucking lives.
Then she drove me to the train so I could rescue Chloe before they figured out she'd betrayed them, except Chloe didn't want to be saved and Flynn shot me so I blew up the train and ended up hanging off the edge of a cliff and had to climb up the wreckage. While bleeding. A lot. It hurt.
[IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE.]
Check out my bullet scar. It's glass now.
[He lifts the hem of his shirt to display a small glass circle on his lower abdomen.]
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[Shrug. Drink. Dorian's an attentive audience, and Nate is just drunk enough to the point that telling this story sounds like a good idea while not being too drunk to tell it effectively. Sort of.]
But I'm glad someone does. Wasn't so fun for me to bump into my ex-girlfriend and her cameraman while I was with a new giruhhh woman I was sleeping with. [Chloe wasn't anyone's girlfriend really.] Turns out they were following the dickhead because she's a journalist. Really good one, wants to save the world.
[Drunk as he is, the admiration in his voice still overshadows the sarcasm.]
So we all run from this helicopter and find the temple and then the dickheads mercs attack and poor fucking Jeff gets shot. We dragged him alllll the way across town and than Lazarevic shows up and shoots him in the head anyway and Chloe goes off with shithead to save her skin because she didn't want him to know she'd been playing both sides and 'lena and I had to run for our fucking lives.
Then she drove me to the train so I could rescue Chloe before they figured out she'd betrayed them, except Chloe didn't want to be saved and Flynn shot me so I blew up the train and ended up hanging off the edge of a cliff and had to climb up the wreckage. While bleeding. A lot. It hurt.
[IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE.]
Check out my bullet scar. It's glass now.
[He lifts the hem of his shirt to display a small glass circle on his lower abdomen.]