[Thank god he skipped the part where he had to share a bucket for part of that time. Some stories just aren't worth telling.]
Oh no, we're not skipping ahead. This is a loooong story. We only found a phurba, this dagger thing that's the key to Shambhala, and the next clue to where it was. Shithead chased us off and my partner jumps ship to go chase girls in Borneo but me 'n Chloe—she's here on the ship you know, have you met Chloe, you'd remember her if you did—we go to Nepal to find a temple that matches the phurba.
BUT. But. So'd the army owned or run by Lazarevic, the dickhead who hired shithead. Real asshole of a warlord. Shot at us a lot. We almost died like five times trying to get to the temple. And then we ran into Elena and Jeff.
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Oh no, we're not skipping ahead. This is a loooong story. We only found a phurba, this dagger thing that's the key to Shambhala, and the next clue to where it was. Shithead chased us off and my partner jumps ship to go chase girls in Borneo but me 'n Chloe—she's here on the ship you know, have you met Chloe, you'd remember her if you did—we go to Nepal to find a temple that matches the phurba.
BUT. But. So'd the army owned or run by Lazarevic, the dickhead who hired shithead. Real asshole of a warlord. Shot at us a lot. We almost died like five times trying to get to the temple. And then we ran into Elena and Jeff.