that_cost: (headtilt: you're a moron)
Charlie McGee ([personal profile] that_cost) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-06-13 02:31 pm

video:

[ Charlie's seated on the beach again, holding a remote control in one hand while some sort of quadcopter/car thing sits nearby. She's installing batteries and pressing switches on the remote into the copter,frowning just a bit and looking over directions. ]

...shoulda paid attention to the guy I bought this from.

[ Oh, well. She turns again to address the MID, smiling a bit. ]

When I was eleven years old, I lived with my grandparents. At one point, I got really sick and had to stay in bed for a good, long while. A few weeks, I think. My grandfather had this habit of telling me a joke when I was feeling miserable. It was always the same joke, but it made me laugh every time.


I just remembered it and wanted to know if anyone else had a better one.

[ This may be a vague challenge towards one Nathan Drake. And Charlie is bored. ]

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’


[ She shrugs and smirks some, rolling her eyes a tad. ]

Stupid, I know. But I love it. Let's hear another one.
otiosity: (i glances)

video;

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-06-13 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
A human and an elf walk into bar. The dwarf says "when the hell are you guys ever going to learn to duck?".
Edited 2016-06-13 19:47 (UTC)
otiosity: (time to start some trouble)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-06-13 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
And it may or may not have actually happened to me!
otiosity: (pic#)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-06-13 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh you know. Dwarves mocking the tall in low ceiling caves and other various places when we knock our heads unexpectedly.

[You know. Like. Normal usual stuff.]
otiosity: (helping people and killing people is A+)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-06-14 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Call me a fool, but I don't exactly understand the question?

Which I intone with a question!
otiosity: (only one in kirkwall not crazy)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-06-15 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
My best friend is a dwarf! And two other friends are elves, though one has a sort of "mage problem" so bestest best friends a bit of a stretch goal to meet.
otiosity: (sarcasm!!!)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-06-15 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a unique and special snowflake!

Apparently.