[ He's not threatening you old buddy old pal, he's looking out for your well-being. Kinda. Technically. ]

That's funny, because if everybody would just chill out, we won't need to settle any scores. That sounds like way less of a headache to me, and probably less paperwork.

[ That said, he doesn't trust his asshole as far as he can throw him, and it shows on his face. ]

But I'd keep my advice in mind the next time your weasel brain supplies you with what seems like a brilliant idea.