[ OH GOD WHAT HAS SHE DONE. This is that moment where someone could say 'I told you so' about meeting with strangers and asking them questions. Digging into their lives and seeing just how much they're willing to share. Which apparently sometimes, is too much. ]

Well, that's um... That's quite an introduction and an impressive title. Please, sit. Would you prefer to start with the red or white?

[ Please choose because all Lois is doing right now is keeping herself from grabbing a bottle of scotch and downing it before peaceing out. She got herself into this mess, it was hers to see through to the proverbial end.

Breathe and smile, Lois. Just breathe and smile. ]