Dude, I'm not going to ask you to smack me. That's, like, third date material. Not the kind of thing you just let anyone do.

[And here's the issue. This guy clearly just doesn't get how Peter and Allison work.]

I'm always nice to her. Come on. She's going to think this is hilarious. She'll just yell a little and screw up my drinks for a while and then we'll look back at it to laugh.