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thisavrou2016-03-19 10:36 am
yer_pretty_good) wrote in thisavrou2016-03-19 10:36 am
video;
[The video turns on and it shows a whole lotta nothing. Just an empty rec room. And then:]
DD!
[When Ocelot’s voice shouts the name, a large dog that appears to be a wolf-mix with thick grey fur and an eyepatch over one eye comes into view of the camera and stands there wagging its tail eagerly.
Ocelot’s gloved red hand comes into view of the camera and points to the room.]
Search!
[The dog barks twice and turns around to quickly move about the room. It sticks its head behind a couch and pulls out a red ball, then drops it and follows its nose to another spot, inside a potted plant, where another red ball is retrieved. The dog moves expertly around obstacles, retrieving red balls that were hidden all over the room. When the last one is found, DD walks back to Ocelot and stares up at the camera with the final red ball in its mouth.]
Good boy, DD.
[DD barks again, dropping the ball and turning happily in a circle with his tail wagging. The camera then turns to show Ocelot’s face.]
You see that? Expertly trained. I’m willing to bet DD here is worth more in the field than half of you, so maybe you should get some lessons from our defense personnel.
[That’ll give Miller and Snake something to do.]
If you think you might need DD for some field work, you can ask his handler, ‘Venom’ Snake.
DD!
[When Ocelot’s voice shouts the name, a large dog that appears to be a wolf-mix with thick grey fur and an eyepatch over one eye comes into view of the camera and stands there wagging its tail eagerly.
Ocelot’s gloved red hand comes into view of the camera and points to the room.]
Search!
[The dog barks twice and turns around to quickly move about the room. It sticks its head behind a couch and pulls out a red ball, then drops it and follows its nose to another spot, inside a potted plant, where another red ball is retrieved. The dog moves expertly around obstacles, retrieving red balls that were hidden all over the room. When the last one is found, DD walks back to Ocelot and stares up at the camera with the final red ball in its mouth.]
Good boy, DD.
[DD barks again, dropping the ball and turning happily in a circle with his tail wagging. The camera then turns to show Ocelot’s face.]
You see that? Expertly trained. I’m willing to bet DD here is worth more in the field than half of you, so maybe you should get some lessons from our defense personnel.
[That’ll give Miller and Snake something to do.]
If you think you might need DD for some field work, you can ask his handler, ‘Venom’ Snake.
Re: video;
[When Bucky's using his mind, anyway. DD looks a little perplexed by the change in Bucky's tone, but he wags his tail all the same.]
DD is a soldier and a professional. Not a lap dog. He's better trained for combat situations than you are.
video;
[ WINK WONK GET IT, OLD MAN? ]
Now that I probably can't refute, but does DD come equipped with witty one-liners and an extensive punny vernacular? [ Or piano wire? No? ] Those are very crucial for boosting morale in a fight I'll have know!
Re: video;
Is that your role? Morale booster?
[Ocelot seems to doubt Bucky is good for much else than his sense of humor. Still, he's not wrong. The mix of soldiers on the teams at Mother Base would often impact how productive they were. Now and again, adding someone with more personality was good for morale.]
If we're ever on a team together, remind me whose side you're on so I don't 'accidentally' misfire. I'd hate to put an end to your puns.
video;
[ It's the most obvious and overestimated, so he's happy to admit his "limitations" to this sassy old man. ]
Oh, that's alright, pal! I'm young and spry, I can handle a few potshots. Besides you'd only forget five minutes in anyway. Senility sure is a bitch, huh?
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[Every five minutes he'd have a reason to smile.]
What else are you good for?
video;
Oh, I'm super swell at selling war bonds! [ Clearing his throat, Bucky pulls out his dimpled aw shucks grin. ] "Not all of us can be soldiers, but you can do your part! Each war bond sold is another bullet in ol' Uncle Adolph with your name on it!"
Not bad, huh?
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[Who's old now??]
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