[ Okay, that actually makes him genuinely laugh. Plenty of people would like to take a few non-lethal shots at Bucky just to get him to shut up. He can't fault them, honestly. He's a lot to handle even in small doses. ]

Oh, I'm super swell at selling war bonds! [ Clearing his throat, Bucky pulls out his dimpled aw shucks grin. ] "Not all of us can be soldiers, but you can do your part! Each war bond sold is another bullet in ol' Uncle Adolph with your name on it!"

Not bad, huh?