[Oh man, busted. He has to give it one last try to keep the lie going though.]
Deacon, yeah. Shoe size 9. Or 9 1/2. Or 10. Maybe as high as 11. It's the post-apocalypse, I'm not picky. If it's too big you stick some rags in the toe and you're good to go.
And hey, the Ingress is weird, right? Who knows why it does the crap it does. Maybe it was nabbing my shoes for weeks before it got a hold of me? That would totally explain why they went missing. And while we're talking about it, has the Ingress spat out a bunch of mismatched socks recently, too? Every time I get a pair of socks it's like a month later suddenly I only have one and no idea where the other one went.
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Deacon, yeah. Shoe size 9. Or 9 1/2. Or 10. Maybe as high as 11. It's the post-apocalypse, I'm not picky. If it's too big you stick some rags in the toe and you're good to go.
And hey, the Ingress is weird, right? Who knows why it does the crap it does. Maybe it was nabbing my shoes for weeks before it got a hold of me? That would totally explain why they went missing. And while we're talking about it, has the Ingress spat out a bunch of mismatched socks recently, too? Every time I get a pair of socks it's like a month later suddenly I only have one and no idea where the other one went.