[Okay, he's going to turn on the video. There's no swelling? But someone has a black eye behind his glasses and a busted lip.]

I'm not exactly dating material at the moment.

And you're not the only one. [Under the mistaken impression that Miller was capable of making someone happy. At least he's firmly figured out he can't do that.] I'm going to get you back for this.

[At least he doesn't sound like he's legitimately pissed. It's about the nicest version of angry at Ocelot he can manage.]