[video] Feb 17th

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[It's either very late at night or very early in the morning. Papyrus grins at anyone watching as he usually does, but this time around, something's off. His usual cheer seems forced, and there's a subtle, constant background rattle and the screen never quite seems to stay still.]

Hello again, everyone! This is the great Papyrus speaking, and... and I...

...

[For a moment, he seems at a loss for words. Then he rallies again and holds up his other hand. He has Sans's jacket in a tight grip, and clinging to the inside is an odd, distinctive sort of dust.]

I seem to have lost track of my brother!! That lazybones... now he's managed to slack off on naps! Is there no end to this?

So! If anyone has any idea where he is, please let me know! He probably just... fell asleep somewhere weird! There seems to be a lot of that going around lately.

[He starts to switch off the feed, then hesitates.]

Also, could someone bring some cleaning supplies to Sans's room? There's so much dust in here... I've been trying to get it all up, but it's just... getting everywhere.

[For a moment, he looks distressed, then he pastes the smile back on.]

O-once again, this is the great Papyrus! Signing out!!

Comments

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

[He couldn't have liked the cell, but Papyrus doesn't argue the point. Humans really liked their sarcasm, and this is probably more of that.]

It's very possible! The problem is, Sans could nap anywhere, and I have no idea where he might be this time!

[takeitslow]

Have you checked supply closets? Cargo bay? There's a lot of places to sleep down there. [He would know.] Where have you checked already?

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

The bar, the mess hall, and then here. I didn't want to leave this awful mess for his roommates to deal with, so... I was hoping someone else had seen him!

[takeitslow]

Can't you just make him clean it up after you find him?

[Peter's frowning, twitching.]

Look, I can help search if you want.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

Sans? Pick up after himself? Nyeh-heh! He'd just leave it until someone more industrious came along, believe me.

But I would appreciate the help! There are only so many places to search.

[takeitslow]

That sounds familiar.

[He laughs under his breath. He's up and in the cargo bay in a blur.]

And I can cover them all faster than you. No offense.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

None taken! And thanks for the assistance! He'll turn up soon, I'm sure of it.

[takeitslow]

No problem. Your brother's kind of cool. Don't mind helping him out. Besides, this is way more interesting than working.

[coolskeletonnyehntyfive]

Inspiring others to slack off in his place... it's almost admirable how lazy he is!

Good luck!

[takeitslow]

[Peter laughs. No need to mention he'd be slacking off anyway.

Instead of answering he gives a little salute to the camera.]