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[knaval]

hi there!! my name is riptide and some of you might now me as the guy who got punched in the face by magnus a couple of weeks ago
i haven't been out much recently but i guess there's a load of new people!! hi!! again!!! i'm one of the giant metal guys
i turn into a boat and yes i will totally show you if you want
and also, yes, i am aware of the irony of being a water vehicle in space
its been three million years, i've heard all the jokes OKAY

ANYWAY... i come to you all asking a favour
i have to do something for someone but i'm missing some key artefacts with which to complete this
i need:

-plastic wings. big ones please
-the entire collection of enya and sinead o'connor
-a strong chain
-super glue

if anyone has any of those or some ideas for substitutes, let me know!! :)