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[ The feed starts pointed at the ceiling of the science lab before she adjusts her wrist and clears her throat. Everyone is met with the excited face of a five year old with something very important to talk about. ]
Hi. Most of you pro'ly don't know me, but I'm Darcy. I haven't been here very long, but I wanted to get to know everyone. So, um... hi. I-- [ Give her a second to remember why she started this in the first place. Attention of a goldfish ≠ productivity. She's still got some understanding of why she's on board/remembering who she is and her duties, but everything else is a little fuzzy. Not that she's phased by it at all. ] Oh! Yeah, I wanna make some apps for this thingy. [ The jiggle of the camera is as much of an indication of her MID as people are gonna get. ]
If you don't know what an app is, I can help. Apps are like little games and things you can use on your doodad, but they're not tasty. Not like apples or applesauce. I wish they were like applesauce, I like applesauce. It's very tasty. Except when they make the weird flavors because strawberries aren't apples.
[ A distinctly Tony Stark-like voice cuts in from somewhere to Darcy's left, sounding a bit like any babysitter sounds after hour 9 of the world's worst paid babysitting gig. While a lengthy discourse on the merits of flavored applesauce is not totally unappealing (strawberry applesauce is great, kid, excuse you?) it's getting a little off-track. ]
Doodad apps, midget.
Apps, oh yeah. [ And she's just gonna giggle because doodad sounds funny coming from someone else. ] I think there should be more games like the one with the cats that aren't scary 'cuz space is already scary and no one needs more oogie boogies. If you have any ideas, please let me know 'cuz I really want to hear them. Even if they're scary... or not so fun. [ She means practical. ] Okthanksbye. [ /click ]
Hi. Most of you pro'ly don't know me, but I'm Darcy. I haven't been here very long, but I wanted to get to know everyone. So, um... hi. I-- [ Give her a second to remember why she started this in the first place. Attention of a goldfish ≠ productivity. She's still got some understanding of why she's on board/remembering who she is and her duties, but everything else is a little fuzzy. Not that she's phased by it at all. ] Oh! Yeah, I wanna make some apps for this thingy. [ The jiggle of the camera is as much of an indication of her MID as people are gonna get. ]
If you don't know what an app is, I can help. Apps are like little games and things you can use on your doodad, but they're not tasty. Not like apples or applesauce. I wish they were like applesauce, I like applesauce. It's very tasty. Except when they make the weird flavors because strawberries aren't apples.
[ A distinctly Tony Stark-like voice cuts in from somewhere to Darcy's left, sounding a bit like any babysitter sounds after hour 9 of the world's worst paid babysitting gig. While a lengthy discourse on the merits of flavored applesauce is not totally unappealing (strawberry applesauce is great, kid, excuse you?) it's getting a little off-track. ]
Doodad apps, midget.
Apps, oh yeah. [ And she's just gonna giggle because doodad sounds funny coming from someone else. ] I think there should be more games like the one with the cats that aren't scary 'cuz space is already scary and no one needs more oogie boogies. If you have any ideas, please let me know 'cuz I really want to hear them. Even if they're scary... or not so fun. [ She means practical. ] Okthanksbye. [ /click ]