[Video] March 9th (oops)

[braceforimpact]

[It's taken Kaworu over a week to get around to making this public post, which says something about his level of personal investment in this job thing.

Nonetheless, here he is: all 5'1" of white hair and intent red eyes, looking incredibly discontented about something. Which he's going to complain about for your edification, like... right now.]

I'm supposed to be the music teacher.

[Never mind that he's never taught anyone anything before in his life. Or the life before it. Or any time. But that's not really the issue.]

There are no instruments on the ship, though.

Am I supposed to make them? Or find them?

[Because the first one is something of a problem.]

Either way... it's a little strange to assign someone to do something you're not equipped for, isn't it? It makes you wonder.

[Kaworu, no.]

Anyway, if you have any information about that, I'd appreciate it.

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[redshitlord]

[CLOSE UP on Sideswipe's dumb face. He's got his head propped up on his hands, lying on the floor of the observation deck, feet kicking in the air. Honestly, he just looks bored.]

Soooo...

What is there to do on this stupid ship? I mean, you guys don't even have the movie channels! Or like, video games, except on these comm things.

[He holds up a hand, shifting to rest on his other elbow. The hand is... moving like he's making it talk.]

But Sideswipe, there's a whole planet you could go hang out on! It's super cool with giant flying monsters!

Oh, yeah, I know. It's awesome. But, apparently, you make one lame choice and you're "grounded".

[Why yes there are air quotes.]

So what's a bot to do around here?

[video, March 11]

[breakin_ur_lore]

Good evening. My name is Med'an, and if we haven't met yet, I'm one of the physicians aboard the ship.

I wanted to introduce myself, and let everyone know that the medbay is always open. Even if I'm not there, someone will be able to help you, and you can always call me, too. Small injuries are easy for me to heal.

[The young man pauses, his somber expression shifting uncertainly, but he seems to rally himself and continues.]

...I also wanted to offer my services as a paladin. I'm still a student, but back home I've been training under the Hand of Argus. I know that we all come from different places...and maybe, back home, you haven't heard of the Light. But you don't have to know anything about the Light to find a paladin useful. They're sworn to protect the innocent, and uphold justice.

So...

...please let me know if I can help.

[He's concerned about the different sorts of people on the ship. Not in a "must convert people" way - that's not really what the Light is about - but he's already seen too many frighteningly damaged people aboard, and all he wants to do is help them. He is young and naive enough to believe, firmly, that there is something that can be done to fix anything, and he's determined to be a part of that.]

Thank you for your time. [Seriously, he nods to the camera, before switching it off.]