mission 1: [video/action]

[cardboard_boss]

[The feed snaps on to show the image of Venom Snake, not Big Boss, the other one. The shrapnel "horn" protruding out of his skull. That's the only way to tell him from the other Boss.]

Anyone know if I can get a cigar made up for me? An e-cigar. It's kind of a healthier option and is electronic. This place has a science department and I'm wondering if some brain box could make one for me. The damn portal stole my cigar.

[Because he's really desperate for his e-cigar right now. So much going on right now. So many Snakes and so much to take in. Besides, the Ingress stole his cigar. He could find a replacement for his missing cardboard box but this....it would take a little more effort.]

Video

[ersatzeverything]

[Deacon had arrived on Moira looking 50s greaser-chic, blue jeans, white shirt, and giant pompadour hairstyle. Now he's changed up his appearance entirely, looking rather stark with the pompadour wig gone, shaved head and a plain Moiran duty uniform. He's been itching to have surgery again, change his face entirely, but since that's not gonna happen soon he'll take what drastic changes he can make. If he cycles through looks enough, maybe he can keep the itch mostly away. ...if he can also get a pair of sunglasses to hide half of this face that he's had too long. There's a slight edge under his lackadaisical cadence as he speaks.]

Hey space pals, I really need a pair of shades. I've got this eye condition, the doc says that if I don't control the amount of light hitting my eyes I'm gonna be blind in five years. [Lie lie lie.] It would totally suck. The glowy portal thing took my pair, so it'd be really awesome if someone here could loan a pair out. I'm open to trade offers, too.

first bullet ☭ video

[fatherswatch]

I am looking for a chess set.

[Because he has too much to think about, and playing chess helps him sort through everything. Plus it helps send a very clear 'I do not wish to be bothered' message.]

And, possibly, someone to play a game or two with.

(no subject)

[warandpeace]

☄Audio
I've written up some training routines specifically geared towards stealth and retrieval. I would like to grab some volunteers. There are higher levels of difficulty.

The training room is also open for other trainers to provide firearms and combat training, and also basic self-defense is available of course. Let me know what you'd be interested in.

On a more personal note, for those people that know me, or are acquainted with me, and have very good intentions? Try not to fix me up for a little while. I know it seems like a fun hobby, but I'm not really feelin' it.