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[imaginary_wife]

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[Usually Doc Yewll uses audio, but for this one you have a lizard-looking lady with hexagonal irises on your screen. Time for a discussion of a special project she's been working on and a PSA. She figures it's best to show her face.]

Since we had a few accidents, I've been working on a prosthetics project. We already constructed a few, but some issues still remain. We need them not only more naturalistic, but I think we're going to actually make them able to feel. To create naturalistic looks without risking skin damage. Not only that, something capable of matching physical changes to the owner. Sensation. Weight. Skintone. Musculature. All that jazz so you'd be fit for the runway.

This project will also have some side applications, but I'll bring those up with the captains.

So, request number one. I want a couple of volunteers to help us work this out. People that don't mind some testing on their missing limbs. It's a slow project so you'd have to be in it for the long haul.

Number two issue.

Stop this shtako with people killing each other. [She rolls her eyes here.] Christ. Get a hobby. Read a book. Have some rough sex. Something. Just get it out of your system, because when people come back from the dead they run the risk of losing things. It's not a perfect system. Not only that, you might not get to make that a round trip. Some people stay dead.

A good way to not kill people and slash or not die is to not attack people. So keep that in mind. I know cabin fever happens and the majority of you aren't attempting to bludgeon people to death with frying pans but at this rate but all it takes is a few to spoil a good time. You attack one person? You make other completely innocent people feel unsafe and you make the completely not-innocent people feel defensive.

Forethought. Better than hindsight.

There are people in the Med Bay that are kinder and better ears to listen than me. Check them out.