[On the other end of the receiver, there is. A great big green felt...windup...boot? Sort of hopping up and down under its own power--or it would be, except, there sure is a Clu in it, visible mainly by gold fingertips and the occasional coif sighting.]

Greetings!

Where did you even get all that, what kind of maniac turtle drops oats, what are you wearing, and--!Important:--whole, or rolled?

[Bounce, bounce bounce.]

The former are useless to me, but I heard you can cook 'em.