(The one positive thing about being a hypochondriac was that he could think of some seriously nasty stuff, yes. He grins a teensy bit at the fact that he got this guy to laugh. Even if he was a jerk, Eddie naturally kind of wanted to impress older boys. It just was the Thing Boys Had to Do.)

Oh, Christ. I don't even want to know what that is. Especially because space spiders are probably worse than normal earth spiders. And earth spiders are horrifying.