otiosity: (insert shitty joke here)
Mᴀʀɪᴀɴ ❝ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʀᴀsʜ ʙɪʀᴅ❞ Hᴀᴡᴋᴇ ([personal profile] otiosity) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou 2017-12-04 04:08 am (UTC)

I'm going to tell you right now, Eddie. [She grips his shoulder as if steeling him for something serious.] I'm terrible at being careful. Even when I try to be careful, I end up in trouble. It's like I'm allergic to careful. Seriously allergic to it.

And I've broken it worse before. There wasn't even any visible bone this time.

[Oh wait. Eddie probably doesn't want to hear that. She swallows anymore facts about previous injuries and instead raises it above her head.]

Elevating it like this? That's going to get exhausting. I'm going to need to hire you to elevate it for me. [She playfully rests her arm on his head for a few seconds.]

You broke your arm? See that sounds terrible. Usually I just heal with magic but the people there shoved me into this thing. It's awfully itchy, I don't know how you survived it. I've thought about taking it off myself.

[Then she cocks her head.]

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