clussy: ÉĒᴄᴏɴ ʙʏ ÉĒᴄᴏɴsꜰᴏʀʙÉĒᴛᴄʜᴇs (ᴛᴜᴍʙʟʀ) (𝚘𝚑 𝚐𝚘𝚍 𝚗𝚘)
eddie kaspbrak ([personal profile] clussy) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou 2017-12-03 03:33 pm (UTC)

annnd the boys are out lmao

(Welcome to an image of a twelve and thirteen year old staring slack jawed on at the screen. There were some heavy handed assumptions being made, and both boys were progressively turning redder and redder. It's Eddie who finally breaks, shrieking softly because:)

Oh, God! I didn't want to know that! Oh! God!

(Richie's already covering his face and Eddie frantically waves his hands.)

We are so done with this! Oh my God! You guys are disgusting!

(You could probably actively hear his shriek from down the hall it's so loud. Their feed goes dead a second later because well yeah. Why were all of Eddie's sex lessons awfully delivered? Women got scarier every day.

The moment the feed is off, he looks at Richie with huge fucking eyes because did that actually just happen?

And not a second later, he's on the floor dying with laughter. It was just so absurd.)


Richie! You said that to a girl!

(The men might have been thinking this was a Very Serious Matter, but really, these kids were virtually harmless and extremely stupid.)

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