Oh, the kingdom of monsters is a great place to live! It's a large cavern that stretches all the way from the Ruins, which no one except spiders and ghosts can enter anymore, all the way through Snowdin, where I live, and Waterfall, where my friend Undyne's from, all the way to Hotland, which is honestly a terrible place and I'm glad I don't live there! It's got some cool stuff though, like the super crowded capital city and the new MTT resort and the barrier and King Fuzzybutt-- I mean! King Asgore's castle!

[You wouldn't think a skeleton could blush, but some manner of magic must be at work here. Papyrus has gone a little pink.]

Oh my god. If you ever happen to meet our king, please don't tell him I said that!