Large human - I should wash your...jaws out. [He was going to say mouth, but...] But I'll forgive you since I don't happen to have the word 'dwarf' written on my forehead right now.

[This is his favourite conversation he's ever had.]

Bartrand? Maker's breath, no! He'd be following the captains around lecturing them about how they could run the ship at a profit if only they stopped feeding the crew so much.