[According to everyone from their world. Or - most everyone. They're not exactly human; just pretending to be one, to keep certain someones happy. They certainly didn't expect to enter this exchange with the intention of entertainment, but this is nonetheless...a spectacle unto itself. Plainly, this man has not encountered chewing gum before.]
[They should possibly look into how one goes about explaining things without sounding condescending, but that is practically how they are at baseline. So.]
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[They should possibly look into how one goes about explaining things without sounding condescending, but that is practically how they are at baseline. So.]
You chew it, sir. And, potentially, blow bubbles.