Yeah right. The only time you're that small is when your in your mom's stomach. (He pokes at his own to emphasize the point. Maybe it worked differently with monsters though? He's no expert.

Eddie sniffs at that.) I've had harder challenges before. It's not too hard. And trust me, if I can ride a bike, anyone can ride a bike.

(It had taken him forever to even get his mom to agree to that one.

Sans startles a laugh out of Eddie. It's more of a snort really and something he hides behind a hand but the amused delight is obvious in his eyes.)

Trikes are cool, sure, for babies. And seeing as you're not a baby? Yeah, you lose mega cool points. That's okay though. I don't hang out with cool people anyway.

(And he sounds rather proud and fond of this fact.)