Those are the first two sensible things you've said since arriving here. Congratulations.
[They're fairly certain that he is, in fact, quite little, but seeing as they're something like four feet of undernourished and underweight skin-and-bone, they really don't have a position to argue. Technically.]
[But hypocrisy is one of their selling points, so.]
Allergic. What a shame.
Except we have no dogs here, and so you won't undergo any allergic reactions and die horribly, choking on your own body's hyperactive immune system. Equally a shame.
no subject
[They're fairly certain that he is, in fact, quite little, but seeing as they're something like four feet of undernourished and underweight skin-and-bone, they really don't have a position to argue. Technically.]
[But hypocrisy is one of their selling points, so.]
Allergic.
What a shame.
Except we have no dogs here, and so you won't undergo any allergic reactions and die horribly, choking on your own body's hyperactive immune system.
Equally a shame.