[ tetora audibly scoffs at the mention of ahab and his disgustingly noble habits and intentions. ]

Of course he would. He's that kind of guy. [ does he ever do anything that isn't annoyingly NICE and GOOD who can even be that agreeable, what the honest fuck aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA-- ] He doesn't even smoke, does he.

[ nope, there wasn't a quietly hissed motherfucker at all. ]

Why can't you two just share a bed? Isn't that what people do?