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[camouflage]

Let's talk hypotheticals.

You're crossing a suspension bridge. You have to reach the other side at any cost. The bridge is wide enough only for one person to pass at a time.

A man approaches from the other side with a gun. How do you cross?

Comments

[chaoticluptral]

hmmmm i've never been down with these sorts of hypotheticals, y'know? you get railroaded and shit in an attempt to quantify the unquantifiable or just end up having to be so fucking reductive it doesn't even matter.

that said i use mage hand to toss him over my shoulder and continue on

[camouflage]

1st: mage hand? 2nd: you toss him over the bridge or just over you?