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Deputy TOD ([personal profile] stodgebot) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-06-27 12:16 pm

(NPC Post) EMERGENCY BROADCAST 2 - Video

AHEM.

[Those present at the start of May might recognize the high, insistent tones that come across the TABs. Along with the small, floating orb-shape producing them. For those that don't...]

This is T-O-D, Deputy of Ingress Contingency Coordination, reporting a catastrophe of UNPRECEDENTED proportions!

On Day 77 of our current cycle, two recent residents of Thisavrou exceeded their clearance. They were discovered in a restricted sector of the Ingress Complex, engaging in Acts of Deliberate Sabotage. And fighting! The damage to the Ingress is currently unknown, and under evaluation by our finest technicians.

As a result of these barely-speakable crimes, the Ingress is currently restricted to authorized personnel. This means outbound travel-- like those idiots who brought the flesh goo back-- is currently forbidden. If you have to ask, that means you! If you don't have to ask, it's still you!

More information will be forthcoming.


[[For information not biased by a certain lawbot, check out the OOC post here!]]
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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-06-27 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Which residents?

[Fuck you, Lavellan. Fuck you. They warned you.]
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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-06-27 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You understand this does not narrow things down, yes?

Which biologicals? What were their designations?
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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-06-30 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. It was.

[Just give them a moment to silently slam their head into the wall several times as they process this because FUCK YOU LAVELLAN.]
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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-06-30 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Approximately sixty seconds later:]

I take it the intermediaries will be dealing with them posthaste.
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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-07-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
When might we anticipate their release back into the general public?

[So that Chara can kick him for his reckless, ill-advised endeavors.]