otiosity: (hipster garbage)
Mᴀʀɪᴀɴ ❝ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʀᴀsʜ ʙɪʀᴅ❞ Hᴀᴡᴋᴇ ([personal profile] otiosity) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-05-15 06:00 pm

video; (backdated to powerswap because I'm late with Starbucks)

[The video feed flicks on to show Hawke sitting at a table. Covering the table are all sorts of circuit boards, wires, a laptop, various tools. You know, the things that you see and you go "this person must be some kind of tech genius". She's also wearing glasses. They make her look like hipster garbage.

Finally, there's a little handwritten note on the edge of the desk that says Hawke Industries. The Hawke part seems like it used to say something else but it's been scribbled out. A name that starts with an S? Something like that.]


Hello fellow Moirans and those that were never on the Moira. Morianots? Never mind. Terminology isn't what's important here. What is important is all the shiny new abilities being passed around like the plague. Sorry to anyone who accidentally lit their breakfast on fire when they woke up a mage. But I bet it was hilarious for everyone else.

Anyway, my important announcement is that I'm a genius now. See? You can tell by the spectacles. [Oh that explains the glasses] I know all about computers, engineering, physics, renewable energy, artificial intelligence, and making suits out of metal. Which I won't do. Because, let's be honest, it's embarrassing.

So from now on you can direct all your technological questions to me. I'll answer them in a very overcomplicated and round about fashion with a slight bit of scorn for your inability to understand. But fear not, I'm prepared to throw myself on that sword for the sake of everyone here.

[And off goes the feed. Is she really going to actually fix shit or do anything? WHO KNOWS.
She's a wild card.]
arcreact: for the same thing, at the exact same bar, 30 years ago ((570) my dad got arrested)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-05-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Wow.

[ Listen. He's touched, but you can't make him show it. ]

TMI. I didn't ask about your health problems.
arcreact: (301) again? ((240) banned from zoo.)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-05-23 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's an exaggeration. If that were true, I'd literally always be concerned.

[ The pain is punishment for calling out a dude who CARES. ]
arcreact: (i'm gonna star-spangled beat your ass)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-05-25 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Unfriended. Blocked.

[ He even

CUTS THE VIDEO FEED.

Looks like she's just gonna have to hunt him down in person if she wants to keep shitposting. ]
arcreact: (tinkering the first)

gross

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-06-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Things that aren't unusual: Tony Stark awake at 1am in his workshop, Hawke barging into said workshop unannounced (for all his griping, anyone with the security clearance to just waltz in has it for a damn good reason).

Things that are unusual: the hour of the particular occurrence. Didn't womanchild bedtime already come and go?

He shifts his work goggles up onto his forehead and looks up from the part he's welding, which is itself a show of extreme caring. ]


Got bad, bad news for you, pal.
arcreact: (mmmyyynnnooo)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-06-18 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ He points at her with a soldering iron, which is the correct way to weld things (barring mid-battle circumstances that require laser beams, obviously), you BARBARIAN.

That said, she did it correctly, which is absolutely baffling and he will not get used to it before it wears off. ]


So did you come here just to scandalize me, or what?
arcreact: when i know i've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest ((407) it's rly awk to greet the pastor)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-06-18 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ On the nose. A little too on the nose.

He sets his tools aside and fixes her a searching look. She looks like shit, alright. It's probably the only reason he doesn't bitch at her for touching his stuff. ]


Not having fun, I take it.
arcreact: not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer ((305) i made the cop pinkie-promise)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-07-08 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Immediate death and the ecological importance of bees are other really great reasons.

[ Still, he knows exactly what she's describing, because it's the whole reason he keeps the hours he does and works as obsessively as he does. And there's only ever been one solution to it, in his experience: constant motion. Constant productivity.

He stoops down and rummages for something under his workbench, then tosses her what she may or may not realize is an overdrive unit for her dumb bike, which he didn't bother to tell her he was working on.

Whatever. ]


Figure out what's wrong with that.

[ He doesn't bother to explain anything beyond that, either. ]
arcreact: mel do you need this many tinkering icons (tinkering the sixth)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-07-16 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? You're the most unjustly spoiled person I know.

[ He seamlessly turns back to what he'd been tinkering with before she entered, though it's not with an air of dismissing her. Case in point, he keeps talking. ]

Still needs some adjustments, but fortunately for you, you're qualified for the next however-long. Just don't touch anything on this bench, and if you don't wear safety goggles, I'm kicking you out.
arcreact: (301) again? ((240) banned from zoo.)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-09-23 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ The whining about safety goggles isn't even worth a sarcastic retort, honestly. ]

You mean you're not already like that?
arcreact: mel do you need this many tinkering icons (tinkering the sixth)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-09-29 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd argue you're an impressive mixture of both, actually. A miracle of nature.

[ He turns his attention back to his tinkering, lowering his own goggles as he does so. ]

Give it two hours and see how far you get.

arcreact: you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules ((516) you know you're drunk when)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-10-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ The silence is companionable, Hawke's fidgeting aside. It's not the first time she's sat nearby while he tinkers into the night, even if it's the first time she's had a project of her own. There's something routine about it that calms his nerves.

It's why her interruption catches him entirely off guard.

His hands falter on the wiring he'd been twining together, the movement normally so precise. She earns herself a moment of genuine gaping before he figures out what he has to say to that. ]


I guess I should be honored that you came to that conclusion in the midst of being a genius.
arcreact: at length (talks loudly about bullshit)

[personal profile] arcreact 2017-10-02 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Faith is an odd thing. He's a superhero back home, after all, and he knows people believe in that; some believe in it so strongly that it can be a little humbling. Even so, there's something different about hearing it from those whose voices matter the most to you. And that number - the voices that really matter - has always been pretty damn small.

He still doesn't exactly know what to say. He doesn't feel like he's duped her - he is amazing - but even so, he hopes her faith doesn't end up horribly misplaced. Don't fuck it up, Stark. A motto worth living by. ]


It's a little uncomfortable, actually. [ TRULY. ] I was waiting for you to end it with a dick joke.